Hey dudes

Just thought I'd stop by to ask HOW'S IT HANGIN'?

Actually, no, I just wanted to say that Darkest Hour's latest, The Eternal Return, fucking kills. I was not expecting anything close to Hidden Hands or Undoing Ruin after the somewhat disappointing Deliver Us, but the first listen kicked me into the fucking dirt. Second and third listens were even better, and now I'm absolutely floating. Everything I like about Darkest Hour and (almost) everything I like about heavy music on one record, which is, I believe, how they intended it to be.

The rest of you can kiss Album of the Year goodbye.