HEY

HOW IS STEPHEN STRASBURG PITCHING? HOW ARE HIS CHANGEUPS? ZOMGZ HE'S GIVEN UP TWO HOME RUNS WTF IS UP WITH THAT WHAT PITCHES WERE THEY ON. CHANGEUPS?!?!?!?! HE SHOULD STOP THROWING CHANGEUPS OR WORK ON HIS MECHANICS OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IF PEOPLE CAN HIT THE BALLS HE THROWS THEN HE IS NOT AS GOOD AS WE THOUGHT HE WAS.

NOW WHY ISN'T HE PITCHING FOR THE WASHINGTON NATIONALS TONIGHT I KNOW HE PITCHED LAST NIGHT BUT WE WERE PROMISED A SUPERHUMAN...?!?!?! I HAVE NO INTEREST IN WATCHING THIS GAME NOW